Schilling

It's almost over
two years of campaigning done
Vote Obama/Biden

One of my favorites

Oprah cried on you
when Bush was given his slip
you doughy white man

Obama

I am very proud
that intellectuals won
instead of morons

Kardashian

Why should I care that
Kim Kardashian exists
or has a new show?

Vacation

Tired of being tired
need to go on vacation
not to Florida

Bored

Work is very slow
I need to practice the harp
or learn to crochet

Hangover

Smell of whiskey wafts
onto all my customers
 could I still be drunk?