Schilling

It's almost over
two years of campaigning done
Vote Obama/Biden

One of my favorites

Oprah cried on you
when Bush was given his slip
you doughy white man

Obama

I am very proud
that intellectuals won
instead of morons

Kardashian

Why should I care that
Kim Kardashian exists
or has a new show?

Vacation

Tired of being tired
need to go on vacation
not to Florida

Bored

Work is very slow
I need to practice the harp
or learn to crochet

Hangover

Smell of whiskey wafts
onto all my customers
 could I still be drunk?

Bush in Haiku

Goodbye you bastard
thanks for ruining the world
the dead thank you too

I wish I knew what 'chane' was

Give us some chane man
show us how it should be done
instead of this mess

Sadsies

Why can't I be happy
when someone horrible says
they've met someone new

Oh Peter

Peter taught us Su-
percallifragillistic
rimability

PV

Just one more damn day
fun, sun, bears, bars, and beaches
Not Bette Midler's kind

Haiku

Lars and the Real Girl
a small film about big thoughts
my heart ate it up

Moving the haikus from myspace

The size of your heart
should be much smaller in scale
than your huge ego